Category Archives: Amusings and Funnies

Real nerd props!

It is just evolutionary sense that you hear a lot of women say that they are attracted to nerds, dorks, and geeks. Back in the old days, old being 80’s and beyond, women were supposed to be attracted to the brawny and not the brainy. It mattered still that your man was fit and could provide. Fit in the way that you wanted to bare their children so you’d have healthy and strong offspring that could fend for themselves and grow up to hunt and provide and thus continue the great circle of life.

In this age, a lot of women are starting to realize that the proper man to seek out, that one who is there to provide, is no longer the brawny but the brainy. We live in the days of technology and science. They realize this and then say “I like nerds, they’re hot.”. MOST are wrong. They are looking at those aforementioned brawny men dressed in costume or they are only “geek chic” dressed men. At first glance they are attracted to the possibility of being with a man who is very intelligent.

Sorry, that is only a model thinking he's a geek.

So what is my view on nerds? I love them! The real nerds and not the geeks. Yeah they are skinny, cowards, socially awkward, and typically have a host of health problems. I find them absolutely adorable! You nerd boys are smart, can keep up with me on the computer and help me with video games! I won’t even start on what excellent boyfriends they make. Nerds are loyal and are more than eager to please!

I found this info-graphic that’s very popular that’ll help you distinguish which I like best. It’s the nerd. (click on the photo to see the site where you can make it larger)

-Dana Wilson

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Transformation movies?

First things first; I am not a girly girl. I don’t cry at movies or tv, I hate going shopping, and my favorite movies list hardly contains “chick flicks”. HOWEVER! I have this weird obsession with movies where the main character goes through some sort of magical transformation or super amazing make over. Some of the following I just love; “13 Going On 30”, “Pretty Woman”, and of course

"Princess Diaries"

For the longest time I never even realized why I liked these films. I knew for certain that it wasn’t the actual lovey dovey romantic factor of them. I also knew it wasn’t the style of film or the people in them. Then it hit me! It hit me like the front side of a barn. Ouch! It’s the actual fact that a woman/girl gets to go through this wonderful, easy, and amazing transformation from the ugly to the beautiful.

Oh dear readers, this is only the tip of the ice burg when I say that I have REALLY low self-image. Not in the typical female fashion of “I wish my wrists were more pretty. I’M SO UGLY!” kind of way or something just as silly. I mean it’s really poor. I look in the mirror and

I feel the need to do this!

Then I get asked if I loved those plastic surgery shows like “Extreme Makeover” or “The Swan”. Meh. I really did at first. In fact I wanted nothing more to be on those shows. I dreamed about it like mad. Sadly I couldn’t be on those shows so in turn I started to get really bitter and angry every time those were on. Oh yeah, I was jealousies bitch. It was just too real and in my face. These movies that I’m talking about aren’t messy, in-depth, or real. Either someone just needs to get a flat-iron or a fairy Godmother and BAM! they’ve gone from ugly Betty to a fab Bambi!

Of course along the way the main character who undergoes this grandiose switch on the outside also “finds themselves” along the way and it’s a happy ending. I’m not just obsessed with looking awesome on the outside, I too want to “find myself” here people! HAHA Don’t you see the hilarity here?! Well, I do!
Here’s to your happy ending and any weird movie obsessions you may have! Cheers!

-Dana Wilson